Well, where shall I begin? Ahh, I know , let me tell you a little a bit about what I'm doing at the moment. But first, perhaps you should know what I look like so that you can think to yourself 'that fat bastard can't be sporty, look at the size of the git!' Well anyway, the girl on the right is my lovely girlfriend Angela, who like me is a university student, unfortunately in Salford as opposed to stinkin' Lincoln. Sorry to dissappoint girls!!
What a handsome looking couple! By the way, if you're struggling, I'm the guy on the left! many people get us so confused, not!!!
Like most young people my age, I'm into loads of things like films, music, clubbing and pubbing. Talking of films, I bet most of you people out there must have seen 'The Matrix'. What a fantastic film with a gorgeous babe to go. No guys, I'm not talking about bloody Keanu Reeves!! I'm talking about the one in the super tight leather with lovely arse and the rest. Ahhh, you know where I'm coming from now don't you!
Look above, you can see all the main good guys in their super cool gear, but don't forget to notice the gorgeous lovely on the right, she is something not worth missing!
Enough of that, when it comes to music, I'm in to all sorts, except that f***ing heavy metal crap. That's not even damn music, just a load of noisy instruments supporting a so called lead singer that has some kind of throat infection. Sorry to offend anybody that likes this kind of music, but it just SUCKS! So live with it, ok! But me, I'm into mainstream and underground dance as well as chart music. This is my 'clubbing side' shining through!
As for clubs, I love clubbing anywhere as long as it's decent and not too seedy. Back in my home city of Norwich (in England!) I love going to the 'Time' and 'Liquid' nightclubs because of their super cool atmosphere and great tunes. But here in Lincoln, the club scene isn't too bad, in fact it's a pile of S**T on a stick. No offence Lincoln, you have a nice City, but that's as far as it goes.
Anyway, sorry for not properly introducing myself properly earlier. My name is Peter Downes, not a lot of people know that! Boom, boom! I have been on this planet for 20 years and I am currently an undergraduate studying a (BA) in Media Production at the University of Lincolnshire and Humberside. My ambition is to make it big in the media industry and perhaps become a 'hot shot' TV editor or something along those lines, but what I would really love to be is a 'PORN MOVIE' camera man or even director. But you know and I know that is just wishful thinking! Then again my uni buddies do call me 'Porno Pete' because I am the king when it comes to these. Unfortunately, I cannot put anything like that on this page for legal reasons but I have a little something for you later!
I love most sports, especially Football where my favourite team is Everton FC, arguably greatest team to ever grace the planet we live on. Other that that, Karate is another love of mine. I've entered numerous tournaments throughout the country and managed to get onto the SKA National Karate team, but that was short lived due to traveling expenses. Never mind, I could have been Britain's answer to Brucey boy. If you believe that then you'll believe anything!
But girls, if you're wondering, I think I'm a dab hand when it CUMS to bedside manner - mot as if I am trying to blow my own trumpet or anything, but if I were a girl, I'd certainly give me one! (Or two!) Aren't I an Angel?
Enough about me now, I'm getting bored. Let me tell you about my uni mates, but only my best ones because I can't be bothered to tell you about all of them otherwise you would be even more bored than what you are already are.
I'm sure that you've all had enough of me, so I think I'll tell you a little a bit about my girl. So blokes if you're interested, STAY AWAY!
She is a beaut isn't she! I'm a very lucky guy and I consider myself very priveleged.
Well that's about it for now. If you didn't know me before, then you probably still don't! But hey, you know more about me than I do you and I bet you're thinking 'let's keep it that way!' Anyway, I've had a lot of fun writing this and I hope you've had at least some enjoyment reading it. This is my first ever web page (as I keep stressing) and let me tell you that it won't be!